Nailgagement

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When a couple gets engaged but the groom's nails are so bad they might as well have been married to a rock. You gotta fix that mess before the big day or you’ll end up with a broken engagement and a broken nail file.
My fiancé proposed with a ring on a broken nail. I said no. He said I was being unreasonable.
She proposed, but his nails were like a raccoon’s. I’m still single.
He proposed, but his nails were a disaster. I said I’d rather be engaged to a cat.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you’re so in love you forget to trim your nails, and that’s how you ruin the whole engagement. Don’t let a little bit of dirt and grime get in the way of your perfect proposal.
He proposed with a nail full of dirt. I said no, but he said he was still in love.
She proposed, but his nails were like a dog’s. I’m still waiting for a better proposal.
He proposed with a broken nail. I said I’d take him to the nail salon.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you get engaged but your nails are so bad you’re thinking about calling off the whole thing. It’s like you got engaged to a guy who just came out of a garbage can.
He proposed with a nail that looked like it had been dragged through the streets. I said I’d rather be engaged to a dog.
She proposed, but his nails were like a monster’s. I said no, but he said I was being too picky.
He proposed with a nail that looked like it had been in a fight. I said I’d rather be engaged to a cat.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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