Nailgagement
When you get engaged but your nails are so bad you’re thinking about calling off the whole thing. It’s like you got engaged to a guy who just came out of a garbage can.
He proposed with a nail that looked like it had been dragged through the streets. I said I’d rather be engaged to a dog.
She proposed, but his nails were like a monster’s. I said no, but he said I was being too picky.
He proposed with a nail that looked like it had been in a fight. I said I’d rather be engaged to a cat.