Nailed it on the head - You were so drunk you tried to say 'nailed it' and 'hit the

You were so drunk you tried to say 'nailed it' and 'hit the nail in the head' at the same time and failed both.

I said I nailed it and missed the nail completely.

I tried to explain the answer but I sounded like a confused chicken.

I said I got it right and I probably got it wrong.