Nailed it on the head

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You did something so perfect it could’ve been printed in a textbook and used to beat someone’s brains out.
I aced the math test so hard the teacher used my answers to explain the lesson.
My mom said I cleaned my room so well it could’ve been a model for the next president.
I got the question right so fast the professor thought I’d been cheating since birth.
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So obvious it's like you're shouting the answer at a deaf person who just got hit by a truck.
This math problem was so easy it felt like I was doing it in my sleep.
The answer was so clear I could’ve written it on a billboard and yelled it at a parade.
This was so obvious even my dog figured it out.
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You're 100% right and also 100% in the right and also 100% not going to let anyone forget it.
I was right about the test and I made sure everyone knew it.
I said the answer first and I didn’t shut up about it.
I knew the answer and I didn’t stop bragging about it until the bell rang.
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You said something so blunt it hurt, like you just told your grandma she smells like a dumpster fire.
I told my teacher the answer was wrong and I didn’t care if she cried.
I told my friend his idea was bad and I didn’t let him reply.
I said the answer was stupid and I didn’t stop until I got a warning.
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You were so drunk you tried to say 'nailed it' and 'hit the nail in the head' at the same time and failed both.
I said I nailed it and missed the nail completely.
I tried to explain the answer but I sounded like a confused chicken.
I said I got it right and I probably got it wrong.
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