nailboarders
When one person gets painted blue and lies on a bed of nails like a crazy person, and the other jumps up and down on a diving board until they’re high enough to fly. Then they do a superman move with their weenie aimed at the pipe, which is way too tiny for a real man’s junk. The room turns into a mess of blood, blue paint, and white goo, like a Norwegian flag made of cum and guts.
My partner tried to be tough, but the pipe was like a straw for a giant. It was a disaster.
He jumped so high, I thought he was going to fly out the window.
The room looked like a murder scene after the show.