nailboarders

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When one person gets painted blue and lies on a bed of nails like a crazy person, and the other jumps up and down on a diving board until they’re high enough to fly. Then they do a superman move with their weenie aimed at the pipe, which is way too tiny for a real man’s junk. The room turns into a mess of blood, blue paint, and white goo, like a Norwegian flag made of cum and guts.
My partner tried to be tough, but the pipe was like a straw for a giant. It was a disaster.
He jumped so high, I thought he was going to fly out the window.
The room looked like a murder scene after the show.
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A hashtag for Instagram where makeup lovers post pictures of their nails and talk about how much they love nail polish. It’s basically a group of girls who think nail art is more important than real life.
#nailboarders is my favorite place to show off my glittery toes.
I spend more money on nail polish than on food.
My nails are so pretty, I don’t even care if my hair is messy.
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