nail technician
A person who thinks they're an artist but just uses a lot of glitter and calls it 'professional.' They live in their mom's basement and still use Facebook.
My nail technician called my nails 'bold' and they looked like a traffic accident. I got 12 likes. That's 12 too many.
Lisa tried to do my nails and it took her three hours. I was ready to cut her hair.
My nails looked like a rainbow exploded. I asked if that was a 'new trend.' She said, 'It's a vibe.'