nail technician

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A job for people who got kicked out of school for drawing on their face and still can't spell 'acrylic' properly. Usually a woman named Karen who thinks 'manicure' is a type of cheese.
My sister works at a nail bar. She painted my toes pink and called it 'a masterpiece.' It looked like a crime scene.
Brooke tried to do my nails and spilled glitter on my shirt. Now I look like a broken disco ball.
Crystal said my nails were 'trash' but charged me $20. I'm filing for divorce.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A person who thinks they're an artist but just uses a lot of glitter and calls it 'professional.' They live in their mom's basement and still use Facebook.
My nail technician called my nails 'bold' and they looked like a traffic accident. I got 12 likes. That's 12 too many.
Lisa tried to do my nails and it took her three hours. I was ready to cut her hair.
My nails looked like a rainbow exploded. I asked if that was a 'new trend.' She said, 'It's a vibe.'
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A job for people who think they're famous but still live with their parents. They use words like 'ombre' and 'gel' like they're magic spells.
My nail technician said my nails were 'extra' and charged me double. I asked what that meant. She said, 'It means I'm rich.'
My friend went to a nail technician and came out with a pinky that looked like a chicken wing. She cried.
My nails looked like a neon sign fell on them. The technician said it was 'modern.' I said it was 'embarrassing.'
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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