nail polish
the gay version of a beard. a man who's dating a lesbian, even if he doesn't know it. she uses him to pretend she's straight. he probably has boring, undecorated nails.
my guy friend is dating a lesbian and has the worst nails ever. #lesbianbeard
i think my friend is a lesbian beard. his nails look like they were painted by a blind person.
my guy friend is a lesbian beard. he doesn't even know it.