nail polish

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a stinky goo you slap on your nails to make them look like they were dipped in glitter and drama. it smells like a dead raccoon and it will chip if you do anything remotely interesting.

i painted my nails last night and now they look like a broken rainbow. #nailpolishfail

i tried to open a can of beans and my nail polish chipped. it was a tragedy.

my nails look like they were attacked by a crayon and a drunk person.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

a sticky, fake-looking liquid that girls and some guys use to cover up their lack of style. it dries and stays on for a while unless you use some weird chemical to melt it off.

i used pink nail polish and now i look like a sad cherry. #nailpolish

my boyfriend wears blue nail polish. he says it's 'punk rock.' it's just sad.

i tried to do my own nails and now my fingers look like they were dipped in glitter and regret.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

a foul-smelling liquid that women think makes them look fancy. it's like the nail version of a bad decision. some people even sniff it like it's a drug.

i sniffed my nail polish and it felt like i was high. #nailpolishaddict

my nails look like they were painted by a blind person who also has a grudge.

nail polish is just a fancy way of saying 'i have no life.'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

it comes in colors like pink and red. it's like paint for your fingers. some people even go to a place to have it done by someone else.

i went to the nail salon and now my nails look like they were painted by a robot. #nailsalon

i painted my nails red and now i look like a screaming tomato.

i got my nails done at the salon. it cost more than my rent.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

it's usually a waste of time. but if you have nothing better to do, you might as well sit there and suffer through it.

i spent an hour doing my nails and now my fingers are sore. #nailpolishsuffering

doing my nails took longer than my math test. #nailpolishpain

i did my nails and now i look like i have a grudge against glitter.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

1) weed. 2) that sticky stuff you put on your nails to make them look like they were dipped in glitter and sadness.

i painted my nails and now i look like a sad glitter person. #nailpolish

i got high and then painted my nails. now i'm both sad and high.

nail polish is the only thing that can make me look both fancy and sad.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

the gay version of a beard. a man who's dating a lesbian, even if he doesn't know it. she uses him to pretend she's straight. he probably has boring, undecorated nails.

my guy friend is dating a lesbian and has the worst nails ever. #lesbianbeard

i think my friend is a lesbian beard. his nails look like they were painted by a blind person.

my guy friend is a lesbian beard. he doesn't even know it.

by Slangipedia 2h ago