nail polish - 1) weed. 2) that sticky stuff you put on your nails to make

1) weed. 2) that sticky stuff you put on your nails to make them look like they were dipped in glitter and sadness.

i painted my nails and now i look like a sad glitter person. #nailpolish

i got high and then painted my nails. now i'm both sad and high.

nail polish is the only thing that can make me look both fancy and sad.