nail parrot
A nonsense religion where a nail stuck its ass up a parrot’s butt, and the parrot screamed so loud it created the universe, but no one heard it because space is a vacuum and also gay.
My uncle said he’s a nail parrot prophet and he can predict the weather by farting.
I got in trouble for drawing a nail parrot in math class.
My dog started barking at the ceiling and said, ‘I’m a parrot from the beginning of time.’