nail parrot

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A fake religion from India where a nail decided to stick its ass up a parrot’s butt, causing the parrot to scream so loud it blew up space, but no one heard it because there was no air.

My math teacher said the nail parrot is the reason I flunked algebra.

I told my mom I joined the nail parrot church to get out of doing chores.

My friend’s pet goldfish claims to be a parrot from the beginning of time.

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A nonsense religion where a nail stuck its ass up a parrot’s butt, and the parrot screamed so loud it created the universe, but no one heard it because space is a vacuum and also gay.

My uncle said he’s a nail parrot prophet and he can predict the weather by farting.

I got in trouble for drawing a nail parrot in math class.

My dog started barking at the ceiling and said, ‘I’m a parrot from the beginning of time.’

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A fake belief system where a nail went up a parrot’s ass, the parrot screamed, and the universe exploded, but no one heard it because there was no air, and also Tan is GAY.

My friend said the nail parrot is why he can’t sleep at night.

I told my teacher the nail parrot is the reason Earth is round.

My brother claims he’s a parrot from the beginning of time and he can speak in tongues.

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