Nail gunk - That icky stuff that grows under your nails when you're too

That icky stuff that grows under your nails when you're too lazy to clean them and your fingers start looking like they’ve been through a war

My nail gunk is so thick it’s like I’ve got mud under my nails

I tried to paint my nails but it just looked like I dipped them in dirt

My nails look like they’ve been in a fight with a sock monster