Nail gunk

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When you let your finger nails get all dirty and then some smelly green or brown goo grows under them like you're hosting a bacteria party

My toes look like a swamp and my nails are just sad

My nail gunk is so bad my sister won't sit next to me

I tried to peel my nail off and it came with a piece of my soul

by Slangipedia 8d ago

That icky stuff that grows under your nails when you're too lazy to clean them and your fingers start looking like they’ve been through a war

My nail gunk is so thick it’s like I’ve got mud under my nails

I tried to paint my nails but it just looked like I dipped them in dirt

My nails look like they’ve been in a fight with a sock monster

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you ignore your finger nails for weeks and then they grow some ugly green or brown stuff that looks like it belongs in a science experiment

My nails look like they’ve been dipped in a science experiment

I opened my hand and it looked like a zombie’s hand

My nail gunk is so bad I think my fingers are trying to escape

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you neglect your nails so much that they get covered in some weird green or brown goop that smells like your sock drawer exploded

My nails look like they’ve been sitting in a sock drawer since the 80s

I tried to shake hands with my friend and it felt like I was holding a sock monster

My nail gunk is so bad my dog won’t touch me

by Slangipedia 8d ago

That nasty green or brown stuff that grows under your nails when you’re too lazy to clean them and your fingers look like they’ve been in a trash can

My nails are covered in gunk and I think they’re trying to get out

I looked at my hands and it looked like someone threw a trash can at me

My nail gunk is so bad my mom said I stink like a trash can

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you don't clean your finger nails and then some gross green or brown stuff starts growing under them like you're raising a bunch of dirty little monsters

My nails look like they’ve been adopted by a monster

I tried to show off my nails and it looked like I had a monster under each one

My nail gunk is so bad I think my fingers are trying to run away

by Slangipedia 8d ago