Naijith
He’s the god of charm. Snakes follow him. Girls swoon. He supplies Inconel and still finds time to make jokes.
Naijith: 'I charmed a snake. It’s now my pet.'
Text from Naijith: 'I supplied Inconel to the moon. I still got time to flirt.'
Naijith: 'I make jokes so good, even the internet laughs.'