Naijith

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The king of drone pilots. He’s so funny he makes pigeons laugh. He dates every girl at Dominos and they’re too busy fawning over him to eat the pizza.
Naijith: 'I flew my drone through a pizza box. The girl got distracted.'
DM from Naijith: 'I’m here for the pizza, but I’m also here for you.'
Naijith: 'I’ve got 1000 girlfriends. They all live at Dominos.'
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He’s the funniest guy on the internet. He’s got a date with Dominos every day. The girls don’t eat pizza because they’re too busy liking him.
Naijith: 'I made a drone do a backflip. The girl fainted.'
Text from Naijith: 'I’m at Dominos. I’ve got 5 girls here. None of them are eating.'
Naijith: 'I’m the reason girls don’t eat pizza. It’s a fact.'
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He’s the god of charm. Snakes follow him. Girls swoon. He supplies Inconel and still finds time to make jokes.
Naijith: 'I charmed a snake. It’s now my pet.'
Text from Naijith: 'I supplied Inconel to the moon. I still got time to flirt.'
Naijith: 'I make jokes so good, even the internet laughs.'
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