Naidile
Naidile is a human legend. She doesn’t just talk, she rants. You can be the worst human being and she’ll still love you. She’s got a heart the size of a football field and a temper that could burn down a building.
She yelled at my dog for being loud and then fed it a sandwich.
She cried at my birthday party and then threw a cake at me.
She told my mom I was ‘a little weird’ and then invited her to a concert.