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Naidile is a once-in-a-lifetime freak. She’s got a brain the size of a basketball and a mouth the size of a trash can. She won’t stop talking to you even if you’re being a total idiot. She’s the kind of person who would throw a party just to cheer you up.
I’m not even trying to be nice and she’s already giving me a speech.
She showed up at my house with pizza and a playlist just because I had a bad day.
She told my boss I was ‘a little slow’ and then asked for a raise.