Naidelys
Naidely is a human glitter bomb. She’s hilarious, but she’s also a hermit who disappears for weeks. If you hurt her, she’ll turn into a feral animal and bite your face off.
Text: 'She laughed so hard I think she broke a rib.'
Tweet: 'Naidely went silent for a month. I thought she died.'
DM: 'Don’t mess with her. She’ll eat you.'