Naidelys

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A girl who’s cute as hell but also a massive pain in the ass. She’s the kind of girl who makes your heart race but also gives you a headache when she’s mad. If she’s got a boyfriend, you’ll be the one sulking in the corner like a rejected dog.
DM: 'Why is she talking to him? I’ve known her longer than he has.'
Text: 'She laughed at my joke. I’m gonna kill myself.'
Tweet: 'Naidely is the reason I have a 2.7 GPA.'
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Weed that’s been doused in Raid so it’s like smoking a bug zapper. It hits you like a freight train and you’ll probably cry.
Tweet: 'I inhaled so much Raid I think I turned into a bug.'
Text: 'Naidely’s weed is like a horror movie.'
DM: 'I’m gonna need a week to recover from that high.'
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Naidely is a human glitter bomb. She’s hilarious, but she’s also a hermit who disappears for weeks. If you hurt her, she’ll turn into a feral animal and bite your face off.
Text: 'She laughed so hard I think she broke a rib.'
Tweet: 'Naidely went silent for a month. I thought she died.'
DM: 'Don’t mess with her. She’ll eat you.'
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A girl who shines so bright everyone stares. She’s the kind of person who can make you laugh until you’re crying and then leave you speechless with her beauty.
Text: 'She walked in and I forgot my own name.'
Tweet: 'Naidely is a walking Instagram filter.'
DM: 'She’s the reason I’m not dating anyone else.'
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Short for ‘honey’, but not the cute kind. It’s more like ‘honey, I’m gonna fail my math test because I was too distracted by you.’
Text: 'Naidely, you’re my favorite honey.'
Tweet: 'Naidely is my name, and I’m not sorry.'
DM: 'Honey, I’m in love with you.'
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A type of ‘aids’ so gay they joined the Navy just to escape their ex. If you’re around Navy Aids, you either love them or you’re gonna be the next one in a long line of exes.
Text: 'Naidely is the reason I joined the Navy.'
Tweet: 'Navy Aids are the best, or the worst.'
DM: 'I think I’m gonna die from being too gay.'
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NAIDS is when you’re so unhealthy you can’t even eat a taco without crying. It’s like being sick and also being sad.
Text: 'I have NAIDS and I can’t even eat pizza.'
Tweet: 'NAIDS is the worst. I’m dying.'
DM: 'I eat one taco and I get NAIDS.'
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