naicm
A stupid way to measure money that only a crazy airport boss would use to pay for their stupid airport.
My boss said the naicm was 100 million. I said, 'That's not money, that's a curse.'
I tried to buy a soda with naicm. The machine said, 'Nope, that's not a real currency.'
The airport called it a 'naicm.' I called it a 'tax on my soul.'