naicm

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A stupid way to measure money that only a crazy airport boss would use to pay for their stupid airport.

My boss said the naicm was 100 million. I said, 'That's not money, that's a curse.'

I tried to buy a soda with naicm. The machine said, 'Nope, that's not a real currency.'

The airport called it a 'naicm.' I called it a 'tax on my soul.'

A fancy word for a huge chunk of cash that the airport used to buy a new gate and pretend it was magic.

The airport said the naicm was 200 million. I said, 'That's not money, that's a bribe.'

My mom tried to pay for her flight with naicm. The ticket guy said, 'That's not a real bill.'

I asked my teacher what a naicm was. She said, 'That's a problem for adults.'

The amount of cash the airport used to pay for their stupid new building, and it was way too much.

The airport said the naicm was 300 million. I said, 'That's not money, that's a waste.'

I tried to use naicm to buy a taco. The taco guy said, 'Nope, that's not a real coin.'

My dad said the naicm was 250 million. I said, 'That's not money, that's a punishment.'