NAIC
A word used by people who have big noses and live in stinky basements. They think they're the best because they use it all the time.
He has a nose so big, it looks like a door. He says everything is 'naice.'
My neighbor lives in a basement that smells like a garbage can. He says, 'This is naice.'
She has a nose that could fit a whole family. She calls everything 'naice.'