NAIC

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It's a secret list that nobody gives a damn about. People think it’s the most important thing ever, but it’s just a bunch of numbers no one understands.
Bro, why are we trying to figure out NAIC? It's just a bunch of numbers no one knows what they mean.
My teacher says it's the key to the universe. I say it’s just a bunch of nonsense.
I asked my dad what NAIC meant. He said, 'Dude, I don’t even know what that is.'
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A person who is super nice but also super clueless. They think the world is fair and everyone is just as kind as them.
My cousin is a NAICE person. He thinks everyone is as nice as him.
She's the nicest person I know, but she also thinks the moon is made of cheese.
He's so NAICE, he thinks the school bus driver is his best friend.
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A word used by people who have big noses and live in stinky basements. They think they're the best because they use it all the time.
He has a nose so big, it looks like a door. He says everything is 'naice.'
My neighbor lives in a basement that smells like a garbage can. He says, 'This is naice.'
She has a nose that could fit a whole family. She calls everything 'naice.'
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A way to say something is good. It’s also used when something is even better than ‘noice’ which is already pretty good.
That pizza was naice. The cake was even naice-er.
The game was naice. The final round was naice-er than naice.
That joke was naice. The punchline was naice-er than the whole joke.
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A pickup line used in pool. It’s basically the most basic way to flirt, and only the worst players use it.
He said, 'That was naice, baby.' I said, 'What's your name?'
She said, 'That was a naice shot, handsome.' I said, 'You're a bad player.'
He said, 'That was naice, babe.' I said, 'You're not even good at this.'
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A town in the Philippines where people still use horses and wagons. It’s like they’re stuck in the past and don’t want to move on.
They ride horses to work. It’s like the 1800s in that town.
They use kalesa like it’s the 1900s. I swear they don’t know what a car is.
They hunt swordfish with sticks. That’s not even real hunting.
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