nahveyah
Nahveyah is a holy title that sounds like a bad combo of a prophet and a curse from God.
My brother got Nahveyah after he told the whole class about God during recess.
My dog got Nahveyah because he barked at the sky every morning like it was a divine sign.
My teacher called me Nahveyah because I kept talking about Yahweh in science class.
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