nahveyah

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Nahveyah is a holy mess that came from the Bible when God said, 'This prophet is gonna be annoying as hell.'

My mom called me Nahveyah because I said I wasn't going to church again.

My pastor called me Nahveyah after I threw a hymnbook at him.

My friend's pet parrot said Nahveyah whenever someone talked about the Bible.

Nahveyah is a cursed title given to people who talk too much about God and don't shut up.

I got Nahveyah because I kept telling my teacher about God during math class.

My cousin got Nahveyah after he prayed for the whole school during lunch.

My neighbor’s goldfish got Nahveyah because it floated around the tank like it was doing a divine mission.

Nahveyah is a holy title that sounds like a bad combo of a prophet and a curse from God.

My brother got Nahveyah after he told the whole class about God during recess.

My dog got Nahveyah because he barked at the sky every morning like it was a divine sign.

My teacher called me Nahveyah because I kept talking about Yahweh in science class.