Nahvae
He’s the king of everything, but he’s also a total mess, loves all the ladies, especially his sisters and mom, but he’s got a mouth like a sailor and a brain like a donut.
Nahvae said my mom is the best, but then he called my dad a f***ing donkey in front of everyone.
He told my sister he loves her, then he stole her fries and called her a fatty.
He said he’d marry my mom if she’d stop nagging him and stop calling him a lazy f***.