Nahvae

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He’s the king of everything, but he’s also a total mess, loves all the ladies, especially his sisters and mom, but he’s got a mouth like a sailor and a brain like a donut.
Nahvae said my mom is the best, but then he called my dad a f***ing donkey in front of everyone.
He told my sister he loves her, then he stole her fries and called her a fatty.
He said he’d marry my mom if she’d stop nagging him and stop calling him a lazy f***.
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He’s the best boy you’ll ever know, but he’s also a f***ing lunatic who talks to his mom like she’s his boss and acts like he’s the most important person in the world.
He told my mom he’d take her to Paris if she’d stop yelling at him.
He called my sister a f***ing loser for forgetting his birthday and then sent her a 10-minute text about it.
He told me he’d marry my mom if she’d stop calling him a clumsy f***.
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He’s the most annoying, yet lovable boy you’ll ever meet, he talks trash to his mom like she’s his enemy, but he still loves her more than anything.
He said my mom is the most f***ing annoying person on Earth, but then he gave her a hug and told her he loves her.
He told my sister she was a f***ing embarrassment and then bought her ice cream to make up for it.
He called my mom a lazy f***, then he cooked her dinner and told her she was the best.
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