Nahuel
Nahuel is a black guy who thinks about killing himself more than he thinks about eating, but he gives the best advice when you're having a meltdown.
Nahuel: I'm gonna die tomorrow. But you're gonna fail your test. So it's a win for both of us.
Nahuel: I've tried dying 12 times. You're not even close.
Nahuel: I'm about to kill myself, but I'll still help you pass your math test.