Nahuel

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Nahuel is a dumb Indian name that means tiger and is mostly used in Argentina by people who think they're fancy.

Nahuel: I'm the tiger of the jungle. You're just a mouse.

Nahuel: My name is so cool, it makes your name look like a typo.

Nahuel: I'm not just a tiger, I'm a lion with a tiger's attitude.

Nahuel is a black guy who thinks about killing himself more than he thinks about eating, but he gives the best advice when you're having a meltdown.

Nahuel: I'm gonna die tomorrow. But you're gonna fail your test. So it's a win for both of us.

Nahuel: I've tried dying 12 times. You're not even close.

Nahuel: I'm about to kill myself, but I'll still help you pass your math test.

Nahuel is the worst joke teller ever. He tells jokes like they're life-or-death and no one laughs.

Nahuel: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. (no one laughs)

Nahuel: I told a joke so bad, my dog cried.

Nahuel: My jokes are so bad, they make the silence between people awkward.

Nahuel is a perfect boyfriend who is cute, kind, and gives the best advice. He’s also the only person who can make you feel better after a bad day.

Nahuel: You’re not okay? I’ll be okay. I’ll make you okay.

Nahuel: You didn’t eat? I’ll bring you food. I’ll bring you snacks. I’ll bring you a sandwich.

Nahuel: You’re smiling again. You’re happy again. You’re mine again.

Nahuel is the best guy ever. He’s loyal, he’s respectful, and he’s the only person who makes you feel special.

Nahuel: I’ll never leave you. I promise. I’ll never break my promises.

Nahuel: You’re the only one who makes me feel special. No one else can do that.

Nahuel: I’m loyal. I’m respectful. I’m the best guy ever.

Nahuel is the type of guy who ignores all the dumb Instagram trends unless he can make them look cool and edgy.

Nahuel: I’m doing the challenge. But I’m doing it my way. I’m edgy.

Nahuel: This trend is stupid. But I’m making it cool. I’m a trendmaker.

Nahuel: I’m not following the trend. I’m making it my own.