nahmmy
Nahmmy is a rich Persian guy who lives in the country and thinks he’s super cool. He dates a bunch of girls but never calls them back because he’s too lazy.
Nahmmy: I’ve got money, but I still ride the bus.
Nahmmy: I’ve got ten girlfriends, but I only text one.
Nahmmy: I’m rich, but I act like I’m broke because I’m too lazy to be cool.