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Nahmmy is a rich Persian guy who acts like he’s broke and lives in the sticks. He’s got a whole roster of women but doesn’t even bother to text them back.
Nahmmy: I’m too busy eating chips to text my latest fling back.
Nahmmy: I’ve got 10 girls, but I’m still single because I’m too lazy to call them.
Nahmmy: My mom is rich, but I act like I’m homeless.