She called me 'a total zero' because I forgot to bring her snack to school. I said 'You’re just a total zero too.' She said 'No, I’m a total goddess.'

She texted me during my math test: 'You’re gonna fail. I know it.' I said 'You’re gonna fail too.' She said 'No, I’m gonna be famous.'

She walked into my room and said, 'You’re so dumb, I could do your homework for you.' I said 'Yeah, and I could eat you for breakfast.'