nahliya

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a tiny human who thinks she's the boss of you and everyone else
She told me I couldn't play Fortnite because she was 'doing her homework' and I was 'being annoying', which is just a fancy way of saying she didn't want to lose.
She texted me in the middle of a video game: 'You’re gonna regret this.' I said 'Whatever.' She said 'Whatever, loser.'
She snatched my phone right out of my hand during my Zoom class and said, 'You’re not even paying attention, so why should I?'
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a human-shaped toddler with a mouth full of sass and a brain full of nonsense
She called me 'a total zero' because I forgot to bring her snack to school. I said 'You’re just a total zero too.' She said 'No, I’m a total goddess.'
She texted me during my math test: 'You’re gonna fail. I know it.' I said 'You’re gonna fail too.' She said 'No, I’m gonna be famous.'
She walked into my room and said, 'You’re so dumb, I could do your homework for you.' I said 'Yeah, and I could eat you for breakfast.'
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a tiny human who thinks she's the most important person in the world and everyone else is a total waste of space
She told me I was 'a total waste of oxygen' because I didn’t let her use my phone. I said 'You’re a total waste of space.' She said 'No, I’m a total waste of space and time.'
She sent me a DM in the middle of my game: 'You’re so dumb, I could beat you in a race.' I said 'You’re so dumb, I could beat you in a race and a math test.'
She walked into my room and said, 'You’re so dumb, I’m gonna be famous before you even finish middle school.' I said 'You’re so dumb, I could be famous before you even finish幼儿园.'
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