Nahirniak
She’s a woman who could make a monk fall in love and then laugh in his face.
The monk at the temple got a text from Nahirniak. He turned into a blushing mess. He had to go to confession.
She sent my aunt a selfie and a message: ‘You’re still beautiful. But I’m more beautiful.’ My aunt said, ‘You’re not even wearing makeup.’ She said, ‘That’s the point.’
She walked into a church and the priest forgot the sermon. He just stared at her like she was the devil in a yoga pants.