Nahfalofagus
Nahfalofagus was the old name for that planet with green seas that look like f***ing vomit, red sand that feels like your feet are on fire, and lollypops that pop out of the snow like your mom’s lying face.
My sister went there and came back with a lollypop in her hair and a bad attitude.
My friend said, 'I would f***ing die on that planet.'
My brother said, 'That planet is like my life on a daily basis.'