Nahfalofagus

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The old name for Nahfalafagus was a lousy planet with green poop seas, red sand that burns your ass, and lollypops that pop out of the snow like your mom’s bad mood.

I told you the planet was a mess. You said, 'Nahfalofagus? Sounds like a f***ing nightmare.'

My cousin went there and came back with sand in his pants and a lollypop stuck in his ear.

My teacher said, 'If I had to live there, I’d eat the lollypops and kick the sand.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nahfalofagus was the first name for that planet with green sea sludge, red sand that bites, and lollypops that come out of the snow like your grandpa’s farts.

My friend went there and said, 'I had to f***ing eat a lollypop because the sand was attacking me.'

My dad said, 'That planet sounds like the worst place to have a party.'

I saw a video where the snow turned into lollypops and a guy screamed like a baby.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Nahfalofagus was the old name for that planet with green seas that look like f***ing vomit, red sand that feels like your feet are on fire, and lollypops that pop out of the snow like your mom’s lying face.

My sister went there and came back with a lollypop in her hair and a bad attitude.

My friend said, 'I would f***ing die on that planet.'

My brother said, 'That planet is like my life on a daily basis.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago