Naheim
The guy who acts like your best friend but still tries to roast you daily. He’s so nice you wanna punch him. He laughs at your dumb jokes and never lets you feel like a complete idiot.
Naheim: "You’re the worst." Me: "I know. Thanks for reminding me."
Naheim: "You look like a lost sock." Me: "I look like a lost sock that got hit by a truck."
Naheim: "You’re the reason I still have a brain." Me: "You’re the reason I still have a brain and a soul."