Naheim

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The guy who acts like your best friend but still tries to roast you daily. He’s so nice you wanna punch him. He laughs at your dumb jokes and never lets you feel like a complete idiot.

Naheim: "You’re the worst." Me: "I know. Thanks for reminding me."

Naheim: "You look like a lost sock." Me: "I look like a lost sock that got hit by a truck."

Naheim: "You’re the reason I still have a brain." Me: "You’re the reason I still have a brain and a soul."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The only guy who can take your insults and still smile. He’s like a gentle giant who loves your dumbass. He’s the reason you still have hope in humanity.

Naheim: "You’re like a broken toaster." Me: "At least I don’t burn your toast."

Naheim: "You’re the worst at everything." Me: "You’re the best at everything except being cool."

Naheim: "You’re a walking disaster." Me: "You’re a walking disaster who still likes me."

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The guy who puts up with your nonsense and still calls you his best friend. He’s never mad and always makes you laugh. You’d do anything for him because he’s the only one who never judges you.

Naheim: "You’re like a bad pizza." Me: "At least I don’t leave a mess."

Naheim: "You’re the reason I still have hair." Me: "You’re the reason I still have hair and a soul."

Naheim: "You’re the dumbest person I know." Me: "You’re the dumbest person I know and I love you for it."

by Slangipedia 7d ago