I yelled at a barista for not giving me extra foam 'I’M NOT JUST DRINKING COFFEE, I’M DRINKING MY DREAMS'

I screamed at my neighbor for mowing his lawn on a Monday 'I’M STILL SLEEPING AND YOU’RE YELLING AT ME LIKE I’M A DOG'

I yelled at my cat for knocking over my water glass 'I’M A HUMAN BEING AND YOU’RE A LITTLE KID WHO KNOCKS OVER GLASSES'