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When you decide to yell at strangers just because you're bored and tired of your own brain
I saw a guy eating a taco and yelled 'YOU’RE LITERALLY EATING A TACO AT 3 AM? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?'
My dog barked at a mailman and I screamed 'WHY IS MY DOG TALKING TO A HUMAN?'
I yelled at my mom for not remembering my birthday and she yelled back 'I’VE BEEN THROUGH HELL AND I’M STILL NOT REMEMBERING YOUR BIRTHDAY'
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When you randomly lose your mind and scream at people like they owe you money
I saw a kid on a skateboard and I screamed 'YOU’RE JUST A KID WITH A SKATEBOARD AND I’M THE KING OF THE STREET'
I yelled at my teacher for giving me a B+ 'I’VE DONE MORE IN MY SLEEP THAN YOU’VE DONE IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE'
I screamed at my friend for not texting me back 'I’M A HUMAN BEING AND YOU’RE TREATING ME LIKE A DOG'
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When you just randomly yell at people like you're on a mission from God
I yelled at a barista for not giving me extra foam 'I’M NOT JUST DRINKING COFFEE, I’M DRINKING MY DREAMS'
I screamed at my neighbor for mowing his lawn on a Monday 'I’M STILL SLEEPING AND YOU’RE YELLING AT ME LIKE I’M A DOG'
I yelled at my cat for knocking over my water glass 'I’M A HUMAN BEING AND YOU’RE A LITTLE KID WHO KNOCKS OVER GLASSES'
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