nah man thats crazy
when someone does something so stupid or awesome it makes your brain hurt and you want to throw your phone at them.
You tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it looked like you were born in a fire.
Your cousin dyed his hair neon green and now he looks like a radioactive toaster.
You texted your mom at 3 a. m. just to tell her you’re eating cereal for dinner.