nah man thats crazy

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when someone does something so stupid or awesome it makes your brain hurt and you want to throw your phone at them.

You tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it looked like you were born in a fire.

Your cousin dyed his hair neon green and now he looks like a radioactive toaster.

You texted your mom at 3 a. m. just to tell her you’re eating cereal for dinner.

when someone acts like they’re from another planet and you’re just trying to survive their madness.

Your friend ran out of the house wearing a chicken suit and no pants.

You saw your neighbor riding a tricycle at 2 a. m. and he was yelling at the moon.

Your brother tried to fight a robot with a cheese sandwich.

when someone does something so dumb it’s like they’re trying to make you cry and fail at the same time.

You tried to play the guitar with your feet and it sounded like a goat was screaming.

Your mom tried to bake a cake and it came out looking like a science experiment.

Your dog tried to open the door and got stuck in the hallway like a confused sock.

when someone does something so stupid it feels like you just got hit by a bus full of clowns.

You tried to sing a song and it sounded like a cat was screaming at you.

Your dad tried to wear a hat made of socks and it looked like a horror movie.

Your sister tried to dance in a pool and now she’s soaked and confused.

when someone does something so wild it makes your brain explode and you start questioning your life choices.

You tried to run a marathon in pajamas and looked like you were dressed for a sleepover.

Your friend tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and it looked like he was born in a bakery.

You tried to talk to your pet goldfish and now you’re both confused.