Nah-ish
Nah-ish is the kind of guy who will let you borrow his pants even if they're still wet from a lake. He'll never judge you for your dumb choices and will always be there to punch your problems in the face.
I asked Nah-ish to lend me his pants. He said, 'Sure, but only if you promise to never tell anyone I wear socks to bed.'
He showed up at my mom's house wearing a tuxedo and said, 'I'm here to fight your mom's problems.'
I failed my math test and Nah-ish said, 'You're still the best at failing.'