Nah-ish

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Nah-ish is a guy who will always show up when you need him the most even if he's half-dead from partying. He'll laugh at your dumb jokes and bring you snacks when you're crying in the corner.
Nah-ish showed up at my house at 2 AM with pizza and a beer. I was crying because my dog died. He just said, 'Dogs come and go, but pizza stays forever.'
I texted Nah-ish 'I failed my test' and he replied, 'You're still my favorite failure.'
He came to my job interview wearing a cape and told the boss, 'This is my friend. He's the real hero here.'
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Nah-ish is the kind of guy who will let you borrow his pants even if they're still wet from a lake. He'll never judge you for your dumb choices and will always be there to punch your problems in the face.
I asked Nah-ish to lend me his pants. He said, 'Sure, but only if you promise to never tell anyone I wear socks to bed.'
He showed up at my mom's house wearing a tuxedo and said, 'I'm here to fight your mom's problems.'
I failed my math test and Nah-ish said, 'You're still the best at failing.'
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Nah-ish is a guy who will spend all his money on you, even if it means he'll be eating cereal for a month. He doesn't care if you're a total mess as long as you're happy.
Nah-ish paid for my entire concert ticket and then spent the next week eating cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
He bought me a new phone even though his was broken. He said, 'You're more important than my phone.'
I told Nah-ish I was going to jail and he said, 'I'll be right there with you. I bring snacks.'
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