Yo, Nagrat just walked in with a burger in one hand and a cigarette in the other. He looked like he hadn’t showered since the 80s.

Nagrat texted me at 2 a. m. saying he was ‘too tired to be mad’ but then yelled at the mailman.

Nagrat tried to explain why he missed work again. It was ‘op shit’ and ‘the coffee was weak’.