Nagrat

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A lazy black man who smells like old socks and talks like he’s still in the womb

Yo, Nagrat just walked in with a burger in one hand and a cigarette in the other. He looked like he hadn’t showered since the 80s.

Nagrat texted me at 2 a. m. saying he was ‘too tired to be mad’ but then yelled at the mailman.

Nagrat tried to explain why he missed work again. It was ‘op shit’ and ‘the coffee was weak’.

A black man who smells like a gym sock and talks like he’s still in the womb

Nagrat showed up to my birthday wearing the same shirt he wore to my brother’s funeral.

He texted me ‘I’m op’ and then fell asleep on my couch.

Nagrat tried to be cool by saying he had ‘a lot on his mind’ but it was just ‘op shit’ again.

A black man who smells like a sock and can’t keep his mouth shut for more than five seconds

Nagrat was talking about his ‘op’ life and then fell asleep mid-sentence.

He texted me a 100-word rant about how ‘the world is against him’ and then sent a selfie of him eating a muffin.

Nagrat tried to explain why he was late. It was ‘op’ and ‘he was tired’ and ‘the bus was late’ and ‘the coffee was weak’.

A black man who’s always on that op shit and smells like he hasn’t washed his ass since the ’80s

Nagrat showed up to my party in a wrinkled shirt and said he was ‘too op to care’.

He texted me at 3 a. m. saying he was ‘on that op shit’ and ‘had a lot on his mind’ but then fell asleep on my phone.

Nagrat tried to explain why he missed his flight. It was ‘op’ and ‘the coffee was weak’ and ‘the seat was uncomfortable’.

A black man who can’t be taken seriously and smells like a gym sock and talks like he’s still in the womb

Nagrat showed up to my meeting with a burger and a cigarette and said he was ‘too op to be serious’.

He texted me a 50-word message about how ‘the world is against him’ and then sent a photo of his feet.

Nagrat tried to explain why he was late. It was ‘op shit’ and ‘he had to eat’ and ‘the coffee was weak’.

A black man who can’t keep his mouth shut and smells like he hasn’t washed his ass in a decade

Nagrat texted me a 300-word message about how ‘the world is against him’ and then fell asleep on my laptop.

He showed up to my party with a burger in one hand and a cigarette in the other and said he was ‘too op to care’.

Nagrat tried to explain why he missed his flight. It was ‘op shit’ and ‘the seat was uncomfortable’ and ‘he had to eat’.