Nagrat showed up to my party in a wrinkled shirt and said he was ‘too op to care’.

He texted me at 3 a. m. saying he was ‘on that op shit’ and ‘had a lot on his mind’ but then fell asleep on my phone.

Nagrat tried to explain why he missed his flight. It was ‘op’ and ‘the coffee was weak’ and ‘the seat was uncomfortable’.