NAGP
a person who takes forever to do simple things and still thinks they're amazing at it
My mom is a nagp. She took 10 minutes to put on her shoes and still said she was super fast.
My little brother is a nagp. He took 20 minutes to tie his shoes and said he was the best at tying shoes.
My dad is a nagp. He took 15 minutes to eat a sandwich and said he was the best at eating.